Getting ready for work as you climb into bed...

 So it's late at night, your in bed later than planned but if you get to sleep NOW, then you shouldn't be to tired for work or school in the morning. So you do your routine before bed, I personally get ready for bed by making my bed (I love everything nice, even, and tight). Then, I run upstairs and go to the bathroom, wash my face and brush my teeth before getting into my nicely made bed. What do you do (just curious)? Once I'm in bed (hopefully not alone), I make sure to say goodnight, try not to get stuck in some awkward position where she is laying diagonally in the bed and in the morning I wake up with no blankets and curled up on one corner of the bed! Sound familiar? Yes ladies, we do know that we do the same thing, the only difference with us is you don't care. You'll grab the blankets pull as hard as you can, if that doesn't work then you start pushing and waking us up to tell us "move your ass over, your taking all the blankets" (maybe I don't miss having a girl lol). So finally we are even, maybe even spooning (if its the first month of sleeping together), either way you get comfortable and then you go to sleep, right? Wrong... what happens is you think! You think about what you did that day. You think about anything funny or crazy that happened that day, like the drunk guy that fell off the escalator in the Layton Hills Mall (true story). Then you think, "Alright, its 1:30am and I need to be to work by 8 so the alarm is set for 7, and if your like me you have 2 alarms. The first alarm is the one that wakes me up and gets me going, usually... sometimes its this annoying loud ass sound that came on 30 min too early! Then the second alarm (aka the "oh shit" alarm) goes off 30 minutes before I have to be to work. So this means no way can I shower. I grab my slacks and polo and throw them on real quick while I look for a clean pair of dress socks, once I get that, I lace up the shoes (I knew I should have polished them before bed), then you do that funny dance that reminds me of the Macarana. Where your grabbing your ass, patting your pockets for you phone, keys, and wallet. Then you touch your head for you sunglasses, take a quick look around because you know your forgetting something, but you won't realize it til your a mile down the road. So your dressed (suited and booted) for work, you have everything you need, and now its time for the bathroom dance! This is where you hurry and take a leak, turn the water on and brush your teeth, then get your greasy hair wet and try and make it look somewhat presentable, grab your watch (that's what you almost forgot), and while your back in the room give your girl a kiss and jet out the door while your cell is ringing (its your boss wondering where you are), and start your car and avoid the police as you haul ass to work!
Nice job, your only a few fashionable minutes late. You do look like hell, but lucky us we are guys so it's not the end of days, and the day begins just like yesterday. It will end the same way as well, you'll be getting ready to come back to work, just as your climbing into bedl